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"Still legal in 16 states," the new sketch touts. Hartman's Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer sketch aired in November 1991, and Happy Fun Ball was listed as one of the show's sponsors. Nine months later, the Happy Fun Ball ad had a baby, kind of. The Happy Fun Ball ad manages to poke fun at infomercials, lengthy medicine warnings and trendy new must-have toys before taking that sci-fi, alien, Welcome to Night Vale/Black Mirror twist. Yet, in the old infomercial tradition: BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! And "more" isn't an included set of Ginsu knives, or a buy-one-get-one-free deal, but instead a terrifically delivered, simple and hilarious backstory with a menacing edge that comes completely out of left field.

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It's only briefly seen in action, but it seems to have no skills other than. Part of the hilarity is that Happy Fun Ball itself is just a plain old ball. Looking back at the Happy Fun Ball ad 32 years later, I marvel at its excellence. Whichever SNL writer chose the word "taunt" should win a Pulitzer Prize for Commercial Parody Screenwriting, once we invent one, because that word, in that context, is perfection. Happy Fun Ball, we learn, contains "an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space."īut it's the next line that made this commercial as quotable as Monty Python or The Big Lebowski: "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball," Hartman warns. Then everything takes a turn into the Twilight Zone. If you don't do that, you relieve Wacky Products Incorporated and its unnervingly named parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of liability. When not in use, Hartman calmly tells us, HFB should be kept in a special container, and refrigerated. Video screenshot by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper/CNET

#Cartier but plug skin

Maybe remove your skin before playing with Happy Fun Ball. "Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin." CERTAIN TYPES? Like. (Heart palpitations! Slurred speech! Loss of balance or coordination!) The warnings keep on coming, including an unending list of when you should discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball. The birth of the sex shop in the 1960s, innovations in butt plug technology (e.g., silicone! wood! rubber! glass!), changing views about anal sex play, and, of course, porn porn porn helped spread the butt plug as a term and a toy."Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball! Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds! Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled or looked at!" (A butt plug a day kept the doctor away.) Though meant for non-sexual purposes, their rectal dilators influenced the modern form of the butt plug, with a flaring tip and ring at the end, so, you know, it won’t get stuck up there. Young in the late 1800s to help treat all sorts of medical conditions. Then there’s this little guy called the rectal dilator, pioneered by George Starr White and Frank E. The bedroom butt plug comes around by the late 1970s–80s, popularized by the rise of the adult-film industry in the mid-20th century and the gay and BDSM communities-though people have been inserting objects in their butts for pleasure and curiosity for a while.

The original butt plug plugged very different kinds of butts because they were mainly stoppers on the poles used in pole-vaulting.